drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
when ur mom forgets she gave u money already and gives u more
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit